Badger makes Perl programming more fun.
Get your job done quicker.
Make your code shinier.
Finish work early.
Go fly a kite.
Stop and smell the roses.
Have you seen my skateboard?
Have a good time, all the time.
Be excellent to each other.
Don't run with scissors.
Live long and prosper.
Are you still here?
You must have a really wide monitor...
or you're reading the HTML source code.
Have you not got anything better to do?
How about a nice game of tennis?